1) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
2) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
3) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
4) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.
5) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.
6) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
7) Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".
8) Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.
9) Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.
10) Go to a libary and ask for a book on how to read.
11) Fill your mouth with whipped cream, then run down the street screaming "I HAVE RABIES".
12) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.
13) Go to petsmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.
14) If skinny people skinny dip what do fat people do? Chunky Dunk?
15) Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.
16) Go to Walmart, find a random old guy and yell, "GRANDPA! YOUR STILL ALIVE! ITS A MIRACLE".
17) Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!" .
18) Shout "For Narnia!" and charge into a store, knocking over everything in your way.
19) Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon.
20) Throw a watermelon in front of someone. Then get on your knees, grab your hair and scream "NOOO!"
21) Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upstet that they killed him.
22) Dress up as ronald mcdonald and go to burger king.
23) Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life.
24) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
25) Buy an ice cream cone, stick it on top of someone's head and yell "Why did you steal my ice cream?"
26) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
27) Go to weigth wachers with a bag of cookies.
28) When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" "I Won!, I Won!"
29) Make "No Dumping - Violators Will Be Prosecuted" signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.
30) Go to a Chinese restaruant and ask for Mexican food.
31) Go to a cloths store, walk into the dressing room. Walk out and ask where the toilet paper is!
32) Call a chicken place and ask how big there breast are.
33) Dress up as ronald mcdonald and go aplpy for a job at burger king.
34) Glue yourself to the ceiling and when someone walks by spit on them.
35) Walk up to somebody and say "Im not wearing any pants" People will look down 99% of the time.
36) Go in an elevator and then make peek-a-boo sounds when the doors open and close.
37) Go to to a fast food restraunt and ask for a krabby patty, i they say no throw a fit.
38) Dress up like a grandma and break dance in Walmart.
39) Tie hotwheels cars to the bottom of your cat/dog's feet.
40) Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
41) Sing to public plants if anyone asks what you're doing scream and run.
42) In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!".
43) Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario. See what happens.
44) Go to Wal-Mart, buy a cucumber and some KY jelly. Notice the look on the cashier's face.
45) Go into a grocery store and scream at cheese.
46) Go to your teacher and say i know what you did last night.
47) Tell your dad in a public place- "Look, old man, I don't want your candy!"
48) Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling GRANDMAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49) Put a computer mouse in a mouse trap.
50) Tape your nose up like a pig, and protest bacon at the grocery store.
51) Sit in a cardboard box and yell at people who walk by that they're trespassing!
52) Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them.
53) Throw glue sticks at random people walking down the street and see if it sticks to them!
54) Run up to someone in Walmart and say U AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!
55) Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow.
56) Sniff a random person then stare at them for a while then say "your one of them".
57) Paint your hand blue and go around saying "i killed a smurf!"
58) Go to a airport and say Can I go in your suitcase to every person you see.
59) Find a midget on a street ask him to go up to people and say can i have $20 I'm a bit short.
60) Call a random phone number and yell, "Where is my fried chicken dude?!"
61) Go to kfc and ask the way to mcdonalds.
62) Do you see that butterfly mooing over there... or is it just me? (click LOL).
63) Go to a clothes store, go in the front window and pretend to be a manikin.
64) When in an elevator with only one other person,stare at them and breathe heavily.
65) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
66) Dress up as harry potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.
67) Make an old lady help you across the street.
68) Open a window and yell ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!
69) Go to mcdonalds and ask for directions to KFC.
70) In Wal-mart: Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
71) Go to the store. Start Rolling around on the floor. Scream "Clean up on Aisle 3!"
72) Go to mc. donalds and ask for fries without the potatos.
73) Go to McDonalds and order a diet water, drink it, do a spit take, and yell, I SAID DIET!
74) Come running out of the zoo yelling "I'M FREE! I'M FREE!"
75) Go to a store, and leave a trail of orange juice leading to the bathrooms.
76) Ask pizza hut to deliver water.
77) Go to a clothing store, hide in a rack, and when people are browsing through, yell, "PICK ME!!!
78) See if you can get a Wal-Mart clerk to sell you just one M&M. |
79) Tie a rock to a string and take it for a walk. Every now and then yell "Bad boy, Fluffy!"
80) Throw a pokemon ball at your teachers head and scream "gotta catch em all".
81) Spit at a llama...How does it feel NOW you Darn LLAMA!
82) Stand on the side of the road with a hair dryer and point it at cars.
83) Go to the cinema and shout "HE'S THE MURDERER!" whenever someone new comes on screen.
84) KLFHJNEAJHVHJSAFVJHLASGKJDZFFJE...sorry there was just a spider on the keyboard.
85) Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."".
86) Hug a tree and when people walk by you say "were having a moment".
87) Convince a fat guy to give you 10,000$ for a giant cheese burger.
88) Go around the city park licking trees and if anyone asks say youre marking your territory.
89) Ask a librarian if they have a book on learning to read.
90) Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".
91) Take a stuffed animal to the vet.
92) Attack you neighbors with an army of garden knomes!
93) Go to wall-mart and ask if you can hold a gun. if they say no, ask where the anti-depressents are.
94) Take your computer to a vet and say it needs a checkup.
95) Ask the manager of a McDonalds where the nearest Burger King is.
96) Enter an elevator with people and sing and dance to "Peanut Butter Jelly Time."
97) Go to your neighboors house then ask to use there toilet, then wait 5 seconds and say never mind.
98) Walk around with a blow dryer and ask people if they want a blow job.
99) Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart and when somebody goes by YELL "PICK ME PICK ME".
100) Walk around the mall five times talking to a carrot and see how many people look at you funny.
2) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
3) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
4) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.
5) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.
6) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
7) Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".
8) Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.
9) Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.
10) Go to a libary and ask for a book on how to read.
11) Fill your mouth with whipped cream, then run down the street screaming "I HAVE RABIES".
12) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.
13) Go to petsmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.
14) If skinny people skinny dip what do fat people do? Chunky Dunk?
15) Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.
16) Go to Walmart, find a random old guy and yell, "GRANDPA! YOUR STILL ALIVE! ITS A MIRACLE".
17) Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!" .
18) Shout "For Narnia!" and charge into a store, knocking over everything in your way.
19) Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon.
20) Throw a watermelon in front of someone. Then get on your knees, grab your hair and scream "NOOO!"
21) Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upstet that they killed him.
22) Dress up as ronald mcdonald and go to burger king.
23) Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life.
24) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
25) Buy an ice cream cone, stick it on top of someone's head and yell "Why did you steal my ice cream?"
26) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
27) Go to weigth wachers with a bag of cookies.
28) When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" "I Won!, I Won!"
29) Make "No Dumping - Violators Will Be Prosecuted" signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.
30) Go to a Chinese restaruant and ask for Mexican food.
31) Go to a cloths store, walk into the dressing room. Walk out and ask where the toilet paper is!
32) Call a chicken place and ask how big there breast are.
33) Dress up as ronald mcdonald and go aplpy for a job at burger king.
34) Glue yourself to the ceiling and when someone walks by spit on them.
35) Walk up to somebody and say "Im not wearing any pants" People will look down 99% of the time.
36) Go in an elevator and then make peek-a-boo sounds when the doors open and close.
37) Go to to a fast food restraunt and ask for a krabby patty, i they say no throw a fit.
38) Dress up like a grandma and break dance in Walmart.
39) Tie hotwheels cars to the bottom of your cat/dog's feet.
40) Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
41) Sing to public plants if anyone asks what you're doing scream and run.
42) In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!".
43) Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario. See what happens.
44) Go to Wal-Mart, buy a cucumber and some KY jelly. Notice the look on the cashier's face.
45) Go into a grocery store and scream at cheese.
46) Go to your teacher and say i know what you did last night.
47) Tell your dad in a public place- "Look, old man, I don't want your candy!"
48) Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling GRANDMAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49) Put a computer mouse in a mouse trap.
50) Tape your nose up like a pig, and protest bacon at the grocery store.
51) Sit in a cardboard box and yell at people who walk by that they're trespassing!
52) Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them.
53) Throw glue sticks at random people walking down the street and see if it sticks to them!
54) Run up to someone in Walmart and say U AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!
55) Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow.
56) Sniff a random person then stare at them for a while then say "your one of them".
57) Paint your hand blue and go around saying "i killed a smurf!"
58) Go to a airport and say Can I go in your suitcase to every person you see.
59) Find a midget on a street ask him to go up to people and say can i have $20 I'm a bit short.
60) Call a random phone number and yell, "Where is my fried chicken dude?!"
61) Go to kfc and ask the way to mcdonalds.
62) Do you see that butterfly mooing over there... or is it just me? (click LOL).
63) Go to a clothes store, go in the front window and pretend to be a manikin.
64) When in an elevator with only one other person,stare at them and breathe heavily.
65) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
66) Dress up as harry potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.
67) Make an old lady help you across the street.
68) Open a window and yell ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!
69) Go to mcdonalds and ask for directions to KFC.
70) In Wal-mart: Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
71) Go to the store. Start Rolling around on the floor. Scream "Clean up on Aisle 3!"
72) Go to mc. donalds and ask for fries without the potatos.
73) Go to McDonalds and order a diet water, drink it, do a spit take, and yell, I SAID DIET!
74) Come running out of the zoo yelling "I'M FREE! I'M FREE!"
75) Go to a store, and leave a trail of orange juice leading to the bathrooms.
76) Ask pizza hut to deliver water.
77) Go to a clothing store, hide in a rack, and when people are browsing through, yell, "PICK ME!!!
78) See if you can get a Wal-Mart clerk to sell you just one M&M. |
79) Tie a rock to a string and take it for a walk. Every now and then yell "Bad boy, Fluffy!"
80) Throw a pokemon ball at your teachers head and scream "gotta catch em all".
81) Spit at a llama...How does it feel NOW you Darn LLAMA!
82) Stand on the side of the road with a hair dryer and point it at cars.
83) Go to the cinema and shout "HE'S THE MURDERER!" whenever someone new comes on screen.
84) KLFHJNEAJHVHJSAFVJHLASGKJDZFFJE...sorry there was just a spider on the keyboard.
85) Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."".
86) Hug a tree and when people walk by you say "were having a moment".
87) Convince a fat guy to give you 10,000$ for a giant cheese burger.
88) Go around the city park licking trees and if anyone asks say youre marking your territory.
89) Ask a librarian if they have a book on learning to read.
90) Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".
91) Take a stuffed animal to the vet.
92) Attack you neighbors with an army of garden knomes!
93) Go to wall-mart and ask if you can hold a gun. if they say no, ask where the anti-depressents are.
94) Take your computer to a vet and say it needs a checkup.
95) Ask the manager of a McDonalds where the nearest Burger King is.
96) Enter an elevator with people and sing and dance to "Peanut Butter Jelly Time."
97) Go to your neighboors house then ask to use there toilet, then wait 5 seconds and say never mind.
98) Walk around with a blow dryer and ask people if they want a blow job.
99) Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart and when somebody goes by YELL "PICK ME PICK ME".
100) Walk around the mall five times talking to a carrot and see how many people look at you funny.